HELP
WANTED
Become
an inspector for Waknuk. Help weed out the Blasphemies from the pure and
untainted.
IN
PURITY OUR SALVATION
See the current inspector for
details.
This
week at church:
·
Sunrise sermon
·
Fasting
·
Sacrificial offerings
·
Devotions
·
Reciting of the Definition of Man
For children:
·
Learning how to grow crops
·
Learning how to harvest crops
·
Learning how to spot a Deviation
·
Learning what to do with a
Deviation
·
Story time
·
Reciting of the Definition of Man
Tea
time will also be included. There will be biscuits, buns, tea and coffee. All
are invited to come. It will be held from
4
a.m. to 5 p.m.
WATCH THOU FOR THE MUTANT
There
will be tea at Mrs. Strorm’s farm next Friday. Take an opportunity to discuss
the pressing issues of society and its lack of urgency to expel Deviations.
Join the circle as we discuss new ways of spotting Deviations quicker and more
efficiently.
Tea
will include scones, partaking in group embroidery rendition of the Last
Supper, a copy of the Definition of Man as well as a torch for burning
Deviations, should they occur.
THE
DEVIL IS THE FATHER OF DEVIATION
We hope that you will find the time
to join us.
Tuesday
at church there will be a preaching based upon Repentances by the pastor followed by a small group discussion of
it afterwards in the sanctuary.
ONLY
THE IMAGE OF GOD IS MAN
Farmer
John is facing Offences within his crops. The burning will take place tomorrow
at sundown. All are invited to attend to ensure that all of the impurities have
been disposed of and to aide Farmer John in the disposal of all Offences.
KEEP
PURE THE STOCK OF THE LORD
Make
sure to do routine checks of all your crops and animals for Offences and
Deviations.
BLESSED
IS THE NORM
The
Ericssons’ are the victims of a raid from the Fringes. They need our help.
Blankets, food and various farming tools are encouraged to help the family get
back on their feet.
REPRODUCTION
IS THE ONLY HOLY PRODUCTION
Dealing
with an infestation of Deviations? Need a quick and easy way to get rid of all
the corruption? Mr. Weasel has all your supplies. A variety of flammable fluids
are available as well as cleavers and scythes for those who prefer a more
manual extermination. Visit him at his house three doors down from the church.
If you act within the week, you will receive a kitchen knife free of charge
courtesy of Mr. Weasel.
