Thursday, 29 May 2014
Wednesday, 28 May 2014
Tuesday, 27 May 2014
Thursday, 22 May 2014
When Spring Comes
As the trees bloom with great speed
The wind grows warmer with each blow
The grass thrives even filled with weeds
Struggling through all its difficulties
The seeds that were planted so long ago
Their numbers arising in a paltry few
They bring hope for the possibility of tomorrow
And all the implications we cannot forgo
Hard work and determination are so few
It causes one to grow despondent; in lieu
Of the causes of evolution that do brew
In the waking memories of the birds that flew
Wednesday, 21 May 2014
The Dulcet Tones
Your playing is like an inexperienced foal wandering
Around a field
Like the jackhammer of construction
Like the drone of a helicopter
Like nails on a chalkboard, like a baby crying,
A cat screeching
A walrus tap dancing
A trash can regurgitating.
Like an elastic band hitting you in the eye,
Like a tree bearing blue potatoes
Like a fish walking
Like a hurricane after a tsunami
Like wandering through the desert for a month and finding an
empty canteen
Like a splinter piercing your head
Like standing next to speakers emitting a deafening,
numbing, chaotic cacophony of heavy metal
Like sitting through a five hour lecture on dirt
Like having a bottle of Axe spilled on you after spending
the day at a garbage dump
Like having lizards crawl all over your body
Like waking up at 5 a.m. to the sound of birds chirping
Like the tinkle of childlike innocence gently plodding along
As you play the piano every afternoon at 4.
Monday, 19 May 2014
Wednesday, 30 April 2014
HELP
WANTED
Become
an inspector for Waknuk. Help weed out the Blasphemies from the pure and
untainted.
IN
PURITY OUR SALVATION
See the current inspector for
details.
This
week at church:
·
Sunrise sermon
·
Fasting
·
Sacrificial offerings
·
Devotions
·
Reciting of the Definition of Man
For children:
·
Learning how to grow crops
·
Learning how to harvest crops
·
Learning how to spot a Deviation
·
Learning what to do with a
Deviation
·
Story time
·
Reciting of the Definition of Man
Tea
time will also be included. There will be biscuits, buns, tea and coffee. All
are invited to come. It will be held from
4
a.m. to 5 p.m.
WATCH THOU FOR THE MUTANT
There
will be tea at Mrs. Strorm’s farm next Friday. Take an opportunity to discuss
the pressing issues of society and its lack of urgency to expel Deviations.
Join the circle as we discuss new ways of spotting Deviations quicker and more
efficiently.
Tea
will include scones, partaking in group embroidery rendition of the Last
Supper, a copy of the Definition of Man as well as a torch for burning
Deviations, should they occur.
THE
DEVIL IS THE FATHER OF DEVIATION
We hope that you will find the time
to join us.
Tuesday
at church there will be a preaching based upon Repentances by the pastor followed by a small group discussion of
it afterwards in the sanctuary.
ONLY
THE IMAGE OF GOD IS MAN
Farmer
John is facing Offences within his crops. The burning will take place tomorrow
at sundown. All are invited to attend to ensure that all of the impurities have
been disposed of and to aide Farmer John in the disposal of all Offences.
KEEP
PURE THE STOCK OF THE LORD
Make
sure to do routine checks of all your crops and animals for Offences and
Deviations.
BLESSED
IS THE NORM
The
Ericssons’ are the victims of a raid from the Fringes. They need our help.
Blankets, food and various farming tools are encouraged to help the family get
back on their feet.
REPRODUCTION
IS THE ONLY HOLY PRODUCTION
Dealing
with an infestation of Deviations? Need a quick and easy way to get rid of all
the corruption? Mr. Weasel has all your supplies. A variety of flammable fluids
are available as well as cleavers and scythes for those who prefer a more
manual extermination. Visit him at his house three doors down from the church.
If you act within the week, you will receive a kitchen knife free of charge
courtesy of Mr. Weasel.
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